Category: Baby
What do you get when you stab a baby through the head?
An erection.
Category: Gay
What does one fag say to another fag going on vacation?
"Can I help you pack your shit?"
Category: Sexist
What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
The back of my hand!
Category: Sexist
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None; feminists can't change anything!
Category: Racist
What do you call a bunch of black people in a barn?
Antique farm equipment.
Category: General
An old man went into confession and told the priest: "Father, I'm 81, married, with six children and 13 grandchildren. Last night I had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls. Twice."
"I see," said the priest. "When was the last time you were in confession?"
"Never, Father," replied the old man. "I'm Jewish"
"So why are you telling me?"
"I'm telling everybody!"
Category: General
What separates man from the animals?
A condom, hopefully.
Category: Baby
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby.
Category: Racist
What do you do when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?
Say, "Drop it, nigger!"
Category: Religious
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.